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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class



frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

A NSFW Post

realhousewivesofnightvale:

  • using malfunctioning equipment 
  • not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
  • leaving the coffee pot on
  • exposed wires 
  • not knowing the locations of the fire exits
  • blowtorch juggling 

(Source: spoopyhousewivesofnightvale)





what she says: i'm fine
what she means: JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDON FREEMAN'S BROTHER WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE TYPING ON A COMPUTER


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked